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"If I'm ever made king of golf, here are 10 rules changes I'd make."

Below, in it’s entirety, is a column by Ron Green Jr, a writer for the Charlotte Observer.  I wish I had written it.  Since I didn’t I have copied it for you below.  Enjoy -
Yell ‘get in the hole’ at your peril
By Ron Green Jr.
rgreenjr@charlotteobserver.com
Posted: Saturday, Jul. 04, 2009

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Will You Dance With Me?

Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their schedule, didn’t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. Do something you WANT to not something on your SHOULD do list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

We need a little humor

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.  She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.  Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old [...]

Woodstock – was everybody there?

Everybody knows about Woodstock.  It is a permanent part of our cultural lexicon.  450,000 folks gathered in Max Yasgur’s muddy pasture from Friday, August 15, 1969, through Monday, August 18, 1969.  Through the years I have personally met probably one or two million people that were there.  That’s remarkable because much of that time I [...]

How many Dylan fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Q) How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A) The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
Q) How many Conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A 1) None. The invisible hand does it.
A 2) None. There is no need to change the light bulb. All the [...]